Stuff Holly Says

“Debbie! Come here! I just unlocked my iPhone with my nipple.”

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:35:04 -0400

“Debbie! Come here! I just unlocked my iPhone with my nipple.”

“I mean, it was weird, because usually my M.O. is to drink way more alcohol than everyone else...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:12:21 -0400

“I mean, it was weird, because usually my M.O. is to drink way more alcohol than everyone else and embarrass myself, but somehow I didn’t. It was crazy.”

As she’s sitting naked on her bed, a tie-dye bandana tied around her head, reading me her...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:10:36 -0400

As she’s sitting naked on her bed, a tie-dye bandana tied around her head, reading me her journal: “I’m not embarrassed about my feelings!”

“You’re just gonna be crazy! Walking around with all the homeless people. So...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:02:28 -0400

“You’re just gonna be crazy! Walking around with all the homeless people. So crazy.” -In her sleep.

“LOL DEBBIE FACE, LOL DEBBIE FACE.”

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:01:44 -0400

“LOL DEBBIE FACE, LOL DEBBIE FACE.”

“Oh. My. God. Those babies are so much smaller than normal babies.”

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:01:15 -0400

“Oh. My. God. Those babies are so much smaller than normal babies.”

“I told you guys that I was gay… what I really meant was that a man put a baby inside of...

Thu, 24 May 2012 02:17:55 -0400

“I told you guys that I was gay… what I really meant was that a man put a baby inside of me.”

"Straight up, in seventh grade, I was the shit. Everybody loved me, I don't know why."

Tue, 22 May 2012 04:08:36 -0400

“usually, I sleep facing the wall, but lately, I’ve been sleeping facing outward....

Thu, 17 May 2012 04:34:10 -0400

“usually, I sleep facing the wall, but lately, I’ve been sleeping facing outward. It’s like, I just want to stare at you the instant I wake up.”

Debbie: What is that smell?

Tue, 15 May 2012 15:31:10 -0400

Debbie: What is that smell?
Holly: ... yeah, I wish I hadn't eaten that.

"STALLION? HAH."

Tue, 15 May 2012 05:09:17 -0400

Yelled, in her sleep.

After I told her a story about my day.

Tue, 15 May 2012 04:37:00 -0400

After I told her a story about my day.
Holly: OH. MY. GOD. SOOOOO. FUNNY. That is SO FUNNY, seriously. God.
Debbie: ...it wasn't that funny.
Holly: Seriously? Your story would have sucked if I hadn't told you it was funny. I was being nice.

(After being asleep for an hour)

Tue, 15 May 2012 04:33:29 -0400

(After being asleep for an hour)
Holly: It's 1:30... at night, right?
Debbie: Wait, what? Yes. It's 1:30 AM. In the morning.
Holly: ...weird
Debbie: ...
Holly: you know? Goodnight.

"Oh, okay, just drunk alone, again. Sorry, not sorry. But really, I'm sorry."

Sun, 13 May 2012 01:35:53 -0400

“Oh my god I know which filter we should use, this one...

Sun, 13 May 2012 01:07:08 -0400

“Oh my god I know which filter we should use, this one makes everybody look good.”

"I’m not eating onions or garlic. If something makes my breath smell that bad… my..."

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:45:15 -0400

“I’m not eating onions or garlic. If something makes my breath smell that bad… my body’s trying to tell me not to eat it.”

"Beer before liquor, never been sicker? That’s it, right? Better take a shot, in that case."

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:43:27 -0400

“Beer before liquor, never been sicker? That’s it, right? Better take a shot, in that case.”

"Let’s talk about how I’m wearing chihuahua socks, rolled up pants, and vans in this..."

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:42:58 -0400

“Let’s talk about how I’m wearing chihuahua socks, rolled up pants, and vans in this picture. And smashing a shot glass.”

"Sometimes we get carried away with cyber bullying, but it’s whatever."

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:42:10 -0400

“Sometimes we get carried away with cyber bullying, but it’s whatever.”

"You're the one making it about him being black!"

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 23:11:30 -0400